What Should I Eat for Breakfast?

Drew Swantak/Thrillist
Drew Swantak/Thrillist

Choosing what to eat for lunch and dinner is tricky, but picking your first meal of the day -- before you've swallowed anything beyond toothpaste and bacteria -- is decidedly the most daunting. So why not give up your agency and let this infallible Internet quiz decide for you? It's never wrong.