Aquarius (January 20th-February 18th)
You're a dreamer, through and through, Aquarius. Dollars to donuts you'll end up forgetting all about dinner tonight. But, unlike your neighbor Capricorn, it won't be because you're slaving away at some desk somewhere. Nope, you, my thoughtful, creative confidant, are likely off gripping a hand-painted picket sign, advocating for clean water or fair wages or some other righteous, unselfish cause, too busy chanting to hear your tummy grumbling away. My advice? Stash an almond butter-chia seed-avocado sandwich or two in your eco-friendly, reusable lunch pouch and try your best not to leave it sitting by the front door this time. Remember, even the most radical of revolutionaries still need to eat.
Pisces (February 19th-March 20th)
Pisces is ruled by Venus, the planet of pleasure, sensuality, and, curiously enough, epicureanism, and this speaks volumes about your dining habits. You gravitate towards lush, rapturous flavors -- briny oysters, penne drenched in fiery arrabbiata, pungent moules frite. I'm not saying you're a glutton, darling, it's more that you take great joy in your food, living to eat, not eating to live. So tonight, my fishy friend, I want you to lean into your cravings with gusto. Hit the market and stock up on all your seasonal favorites -- ripe, luscious peaches and plums, unctuous sausage that bursts from its casing with each bite, soft French vanilla ice cream flecked with sweet almond slivers. After you've prepared your dinner with your loving touch, set the table, light a candle, and invite a friend or lover over to share in your culinary triumph. After all, the only thing you like more than a great meal is the intimacy that comes from shared indulgence. Well, that and pouring your heart out over pasta.