Virgo (August 23rd-September 22nd)
You're nothing if not precise, Virgo, and one glance at your nutritious, artfully composed, and well-balanced plate says it all. And, lucky for you, fall is upon us -- this is autumn, your time to shine, so let's go seasonal. Tonight, grab your favorite Muji stationery, plot out a simple, efficient shopping list (sweet potatoes, Brussels, and beets; butter lettuce with late-summer strawberries and feta, a gorgeous, tangelo-hued coho salmon steak, exactly 1in thick), and stroll over to your favorite gourmet grocery. Later, once you've rewashed all the cookware your boyfriend claimed was "clean enough," carefully portion out your ingredients, flip on All Things Considered, and get to work. You and I both know your plate will look even better than it tastes, each food group accounted for in expertly prepared, meticulously distributed servings. For you, my pristine warrior, there's nothing more satisfying than a delicious meal prepared for you, by you, and with the grace only a Virgo can muster.