Even if you don’t live in California (or Arizona, Nevada, Utah, or Texas), chances are you’ve spent time at In-N-Out, ordering off their not-quite-so-secret menu, wearing one of their sweet old-school paper hats, and having the time of your damn life. But what you may not know, because you’re not an extremely judgmental social scientist, is that there are certain traits commonly associated with every order. To wit:
You like to tuck your polo shirt into your jeans, because it looks “tidier”. You enjoyed the movie Pleasantville featuring Reese Witherspoon, until it got all edgy and in color. You dance awkwardly in the mirror to bad Genesis songs and exclusively laugh at the parts of Two and a Half Men when Jon Cryer is talking. Next year, you plan to try chicken fingers.