You’re the type of person that, at dinner, will just order three appetizers in lieu of an entree and dessert. You don’t break up with people before you start dating other people, which results in messy interactions at popular bars. You have a surprisingly tidy car.
3 x 3 (three burger patties, three slices of cheese, lettuce, tomato, and onion)
You’re in high school, and you are a show off. You drive your dad’s Xterra when he’s not using it to go learn how to kite-surf.
4 x 4 (you get it by now, right?)
You’re in college, and you are a show off. You drive your own Xterra, and it’s not even used.
5 x 5
You’re a lying liar, because they don’t do this anymore, liar!
Cheeseburger, mustard grilled, medium rare, whole grilled onion, extra toast on the bun, with the salad on the side, add pickles and chopped chilis, and cut in half.
Congratulations. You’re the guy who broke the Secret Menu.