Cookie Collision Shake
Vanilla ice cream, Oreo crumble & shortbread butter cookies
Yeah you know about the secret menu, but you're no mystery. Open and trusting, you're the guy with a million friends in a million places. You don't just "know a guy," you're going to introduce the guy, his family, and his dog to whoever is standing around. You're the life of the party and everyone is ju-u-ust a little bit jealous.
Peanut butter, Nueske’s bacon & bananas
Nobody has any idea what the hell you're going to do at any given moment of the day. You are the wildest card. If one thing is good and something else is good, you will savagely combine them regardless of convention. Ice skate basketball? You'd try it.