Fresh Mozzarella Log
You went to a small liberal arts school in Vermont and own one Patagonia, one Marmot, and one Arc'teryx fleece. You have two dogs, and both of them are chocolate labs. You drive a Jeep Cherokee. Weirdly, you went through a pretty intense emo stage in high school.
Light Vanilla Ice Cream
You’re the type of person that, when people ask what your dream job would be if you could do anything, thinks for a really, really long time, and then says, “I dunno.”
Joe’s Diner Mac & Cheese
You were a good guitar player in high school. Like, really good. Like, you could’ve maybe done something with it if you pursued it. You’re not even bragging, this is just the truth. Ask anyone from Danvers High class of ’97, and they’ll say the same. “Oh, old Andy Kryza? He could’ve been in Pearl Jam,” they’ll say. You would even prove it right now, but you can’t find your guitar. You think you left it in your buddy's car. 11 years ago.