Many people all over the country stand in somewhat ridiculous lines just to get a piece of the cultish grocery magic TJ’s been offering since 1967. But did you know that your Trader Joe’s grocery items actually tell so much about you and your hopes and dreams and T-shirts? Well, luckily for you, I did:
Chili Lime Chicken Burgers
You like to go to costume shops and buy kooky, alarmingly expensive costumes and call out “impromptu dress-up party!” as you walk into random bars just to change things up. You’re known as a “one-man party” at work and are always down for “beer o’clock” or “beer-thirty” or “drinking during lunch”. You don’t have a lot of people’s personal cell phone numbers.