Reduced Guilt Chunky Guacamole with Greek Yogurt
You’re a lapsed Catholic.
Enrich Moisturizing Face Lotion
You have a moderately dry face.
Kenyan Peaberry Medium Roast Coffee
You own glasses that make people ask if you’re an art director, even though you’re in digital consulting. You are over chambray shirts, because the Gap is even selling chambray now. For awhile you were drinking strictly Ethiopian beans, but you’re kind of embarrassed about that. You’ve never read Lucky Peach, but you follow David Chang on Twitter, and you feel like that’s enough.
French Vanilla Coffee
You’re going to put like three sugars in it anyway, you don’t even f***ing care.
Fruit Frenzy Bars II (Grape, Tangerine & Blood Orange)
You take chances. When the masses go right, you swerve left. When the Man says, “Jump,” you don’t say, “How high?” You say, “Why?” You once considered doing Outward Bound, but then got pretty caught up in the N64 version of Zelda.