10 Chipotle confessions from that secret-hoarding Whisper app
We already know from our dive into the Secret app that you guys have some weird Cheez-It habits. But as we learned from searching Whisper, Chipotle secrets run just as deep, and just as random. For the uninitiated, Whisper is a smartphone app where people leave anonymous confessions about all sorts of topics, from dating to fast food. And so, here are 10 shameful admissions about Chipotle fresh off the app. Some of them are pretty bad, but hey, we've all done bizarre things in the pursuit of burritos.
Burrito theft: the worst kind of sibling betrayal. Cain and Abel would be shocked. SHOCKED!
You go home and make fresh guacamole every time you go to Chipotle?! That's actually pretty damn impressive.
Sometimes you have to fly a little close to the sun to achieve greatness.
Didn't your parents teach you to be better than this? Only the sugar packets at Denny's are fair game, and only when you're 65.
Well eating bugs is pretty trendy nowadays.
Psh. Real fans would name her Quesarito.
He does, and weirdly Brenda from next door is always with him.
Admirable goals, but that wouldn't stop some wooden-masked preppy from stealing your guac as you left.
We're guessing you can't say "tzatziki", either.
EVERYTHING IS A LIE.