Food & Drink

10 Chipotle confessions from that secret-hoarding Whisper app

Whisper confession about Chipotle
Shutterstock/Whisper (edited)

We already know from our dive into the Secret app that you guys have some weird Cheez-It habits. But as we learned from searching Whisper, Chipotle secrets run just as deep, and just as random. For the uninitiated, Whisper is a smartphone app where people leave anonymous confessions about all sorts of topics, from dating to fast food. And so, here are 10 shameful admissions about Chipotle fresh off the app. Some of them are pretty bad, but hey, we've all done bizarre things in the pursuit of burritos.

Whisper confession sister's Chipotle
Whisper

Burrito theft: the worst kind of sibling betrayal. Cain and Abel would be shocked. SHOCKED!

Whisper confession Chipotle avocados
Whisper

You go home and make fresh guacamole every time you go to Chipotle?! That's actually pretty damn impressive.

Whisper confession Chipotle 5 times
Whisper

Sometimes you have to fly a little close to the sun to achieve greatness.

Whisper confession Chipotle sauce
Whisper

Didn't your parents teach you to be better than this? Only the sugar packets at Denny's are fair game, and only when you're 65.

Whisper confession Chipotle gnat
Whisper

Well eating bugs is pretty trendy nowadays.

Whisper confession Chipotle kitten
Whisper

Psh. Real fans would name her Quesarito.

Whisper confession Chipotle cheating
Whisper

He does, and weirdly Brenda from next door is always with him.

Whisper confession The Purge Chipotle
Whisper

Admirable goals, but that wouldn't stop some wooden-masked preppy from stealing your guac as you left.

Whisper confession Chipotle pronunciation
Whisper

We're guessing you can't say "tzatziki", either.

Whisper confession white girl Chipotle
Whisper

EVERYTHING IS A LIE.

Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and her shameful Chipotle confession is that she's saved half her burrito for later on multiple occasions. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.