2. Sensual Lust and Passion Oil (11:50am)
Supposed Effects: “This exotic blend is arousing and seductive. It awakens desire and envelopes you in beauty.”
The funny thing about Kate’s Magik Sensual Lust and Passion is that it's really less of a liquid and more of a thick, yellow, oily goo. I covered my chest with the musky concoction and put the remnants through my hair. I didn’t feel arousing or sexually awakened, though I did feel myself enveloped in beauty.
Throughout the night, I kept smelling my hands and, whenever I’d touch my head, I’d rock a moderate semi. To be honest, I expected the oil to make women ovulate all over the dance floor. However, when I asked my best female friend to describe how I smelled, she sniffed and told me I smelled like Whole Foods’ hot bar.
Result: I’m pretty sure the only person aroused from the Lust and Passion Oil was myself, so... good thing I was pretty aroused.