There's a scene in The Wedding Singer -- another killer Adam Sandler film -- where the titular crooner crows, cries, and breaks down mid-performance, much to the delight of his professional competitor, Jon Lovitz, who utters the classic line: "He’s losing his mind, and I'm reaping all the benefits."
If the fast-food industry is Sandler's wedding singer, we are all Jon Lovitz, reaping all the benefits.
[Insert creepy Lovitz smile here]
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Wil Fulton is a staff writer for Thrillist. He's actually in his own, personal golden age. Follow him: @wilfulton.