Honestly, small cinnamon rolls are nonsensical, if not dumb. The bigger a cinnamon roll is, the better, and it doesn't matter that you'll eat one bite and feel full; it's comforting to know that no matter how much icing and dough and cinnamon you consume, there'll still be more. Keep this in mind as we report that you can order a 5-pound cinnamon roll on the internet, and act accordingly.
Wolferman’s is selling this behemoth in honor of Cinnamon Roll Day, which you surely know is on April 10 and will soon become a bank holiday in recognition of our food comas. The "Gigantic Cinnamon Roll," as it's aptly called," costs $49.99 and can feed up to 40 people. Granted, that estimate doesn't show much faith in your ability to house carbs.