And finally, just to shake things up, have your $25,000 sundae and then your super special ham. A wheelbarrow will be waiting outside to take you home. Because you just blew your cab money. For eternity.
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Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and will stick with the cheap slices of fresh cake. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.