KFC: Kentucky Grilled Chicken
KFC's grilled chicken is to its fried chicken much like The Cable Guy is to every other early-career Jim Carey movie. It's the same beating mutant heart underneath, but the exterior isn't as crispy and the whole thing just seems like a bad idea. Also, this brings to mind the scene in Medieval Times where Carey puts chicken skin on his face.
Sonic: Jr. Burger
One of the magical things about Sonic is how the cheese bonds with the patty when it's been steaming inside the wrapper. That doesn't happen here, because the Jr. is just meat, mustard, ketchup, and pickles. It is completely and utterly cheeseless. This is like a Sonic burger left the house but forgot to put on pants.
Taco Bell: Black Bean Burrito
When it comes to Taco Bell, you don't want to think about the component ingredients, but rather, savor the carefully engineered balance between bean, cheese, protein, and other stuff. This is the black sheep of the Taco Bell burrito family because the little pellets of beans are on full display. Even if you avert your eyes, expect to see them again several hours later.