Accidentally getting two Snickers from the vending machine used to be the most exciting thing that could happen to you. But your bonus candy is about to look like bonus sunflower seeds, because Colorado just got a weed treat-dispensing machine. So yeah, now those Snickers are looking extra tasty.
The ZaZZZ machine, as it is obviously called, was unveiled last weekend at an event in Avon, CO. Though it's not in use yet, the machine's creator, American Green, has plans to install ZaZZZ(es) in dispensaries statewide, and it's set to stock all sorts of weed-infused snacks. Of course, there's a catch: the machine uses biometrics to verify your age, and only serves people with medical marijuana cards, so recreational users are out of luck. But we finally have the technology to dispense pot brownies en masse, which means Seth Rogen's life's work is complete.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and wishes more vending machines stocked Entenmann's brownie bites. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.