10. Single with American and grilled onions
truburgerAddress and Info
I’m going to start with a positive thing here, because I am generally a nice person. There was good grill on the bun. But that’s about where the positivity ends. Unfortunately, my experience at truburger resembled one of those Yelp diatribe nightmares that sound made up. My burger took 35 minutes to come out. At a sit-down restaurant, that is a long time. But this is a fast-casual joint. That is forever.
And because I was seated outside, I walked back in to check and see if my food was up, and did so between five and seven times, until the woman at the front started checking on my food as well. I am not sure what happened, but eventually my single with American and grilled onions came out. It was missing the tru sauce, but I was not about to send anything back. It was medium-sized, and the patty was peppery, but it was overcooked. That good grill on the bun was also a bit of a waste because the bun had gotten cold from sitting for awhile. And the grilled onions had been cooked so long that the natural sugars burnt. Hopefully this was just a fluke of sorts, because I certainly don’t relish this type of review. I HAVE A HEART, OK?
Port of CallAddress and Info
Port of Call is famous for essentially creating the New Orleans-style burger in the '60s (for more, read a fascinating piece by New Orleans Times-Picayune restaurant critic Brett Anderson on the topic), and is one of the two burgers in New Orleans I’d actually eaten before I came for this task. Also, it has crazy-strong cocktails in to-go cups. I learned the hard way to never make a public speech after having one.
It is, to my taste, an extremely serviceable, big, backyard-grill burger with a few issues that keep it at No. 9. The meat is juicy, and the shredded, cold cheddar cheese eventually melts a bit, giving a slight tang to the raw onion and hamburger dill pickles. But the bun is perfunctorily toasted, and dry pieces flake off the top. That potato on the side was pretty damn delicious, though.
8. Lot-O Burger dressed with American and grilled onions
Ted's FrostopAddress and Info
As we stood ordering, a small girl standing on a milk crate played a Pac-Man arcade game and danced a little bit to the Jackson 5 bumping in the background. She was excited, and she had a right to be -- about five minutes later, her and her sister were sitting down, and absolutely crushing a Lot-O Burger.
The Lot-O Burger is a great, classic, diner-style burger, where the American cheese blends with crispy griddled patty and thin, cooked red onions, which are so thin as to almost be shaved -- and, at least for me, were slightly undercooked. But the standard sesame bun had the perfect butter griddle to hold up to the mess of flavors coming from the mayo, mustard, and everything else. It was on par with the next burger you’ll find in the rankings, though the Camellia won the tiebreaker with better onions and a little more flavor from the grill.
7. Hamburger with cheese, dressed with grilled onions
The Camellia GrillAddress and Info
“Fabled institution, especially when hungover” is the way Liz might’ve described this place. And indeed, it is a legend, with its bow tie-clad waiters and old-school feel. And it serves up a damn fine burger in a style I certainly dig -- griddled, with just the right amount of char, on a flat-top that’s been seasoned with bacon fat -- which gives it an extra salty, fatty flavor that pairs well with the classic chopped, buttery grilled onions and American cheese. The bun is nondescript, but in a good way. I’ve honestly got nothing bad to say. There were just a lot of very good New Orleans burgers.
6. Toups' Burger
Toups' MeateryAddress and Info
Just a lunchtime specialty, Toups’ Burger is for the meat-serious. It’s a mixture of pork and beef, and I suspect they might’ve formed the beef patty around the pork to give it a play on texture and flavor throughout. Pickles are very thin summer squash, delicate and slightly spicy. They could’ve been a bit hotter to balance all the other things going on here, including thick-cut bacon and a good herbed aioli, which gave it a nice flavor, but also some extra fat that didn’t have that acid balance. Final conclusion: delicious, but also a wallop of a gut punch.
5. The #4 (meat, cheddar, hickory smoked sauce, onion)
Bud's BroilerAddress and Info
If you’ve ever wanted to play the video game version of the tailgating game Bags, Bud’s has you covered. Liz and I played an exciting round of this game as we waited at Bud’s, which has an interior that seems like it was designed by someone lovingly picking random items out of a hat. Another entry in the legend category, this broiled burger joint has been around since 1952 (and has only had two owners, the current one having worked at the restaurant since 1962 before purchasing it in the '90s).
Though Bud’s abides by some of the New Orleans-style traditions (cold shredded cheese, for example), it has its own distinct style thanks to the “hickory smoked sauce.” And though it usually goes against my rules to have a burger with a non-conventional sauce, Liz argued that this was what makes Bud’s stand out. And dammit, she was right. The subtle smokiness of the sauce blends well with the thin, salty patty, sharp cheddar, and raw onions, which work even better than grilled because of their weight counteracting the sauce. The bun was perfectly griddled -- it stood up to all the sauce, and didn’t blink. A great, unique burger. Oh, and I lost pretty bad at that stupid Bags game.
4. The Atomic Burger
Atomic BurgerAddress and Info
On a totally boring strip filled with big box stores just outside the city sits Atomic Burger. It shouldn’t be as good as it is. It probably doesn’t need to be. And yet it is. Start with a great squishy bun with a leak-proof griddle. Add in thin, salty, cheesy patties, and raw onions that are almost razor-thin, plus pickles for acid, and you get a fast burger that would give any top-level In-N-Out a run for its money. Don’t tell anyone in California I said that.
3. The LPG Cheeseburger
La Petite GroceryAddress and Info
I didn’t really want to get a burger, truth be told. Justin Devillier’s lauded Southern spot was one of the last stops on my New Orleans burger tour, and the menu just looked too good to settle for a burger. But I am a professional, so I ordered the damn burger (and maybe some blue crab beignets on the side).
But thank god I did. The thick patty, normally a turn-off, was perfectly cooked, juicy, and pink, and the Gruyere mixed with the meat, aioli, and onion marmalade to create a savory, salty mess. But just when you thought that would be too much, the house pickles, grain mustard, and peppery arugula cut through to achieve great balance. Oh, and the soft bun, which had only a cursory bit of char on top, but more on the bottom, played its part well. I’m definitely coming back and ordering more food, but I’ll probably still get the burger.
2. The Kim Chi Burger
Mint Modern Bistro & BarAddress and Info
“What are we doing at a Vietnamese place?” I hissed at Liz as we walked in. “You’ll see,” she said. And see I did. Nothing about this burger from an upscale, casual Vietnamese spot should make me excited. I don’t like thick patties; it’s a couple of inches of beef. I don’t like brioche; they put it on brioche. I don’t like tricks; the burger comes topped with kim chi. But this sort of experience is exactly why I’m actually tasting all of these burgers.
The burger is basically topped with a mix of spicy mayo and kim chi. The acid from the kim chi balances both the creaminess of the mayo, and the juicy burger, which is insanely flavorful for its size. The bun doesn’t interfere, though my only complaint would be that it was slightly over-buttered and a pool of grease formed at the bottom. But really, this is a minor complaint. This burger is a revelation, and should be sought after immediately.
1. The Single
The Company BurgerAddress and Info
I definitely didn’t want The Company Burger to be number one. In truth, I love Company Burger and everything they do, and have eaten it several times before, but I wanted to come in with a hot take that separated my rankings from Brett Anderson’s, and at least seemed somewhat original.
After all, I’m an out-of-towner, a burger carpetbagger, just whirling in, eating a lot, and dispensing strong opinions. But when I stared into my burger-loving soul, I had no choice. Company Burger simply makes one of the best burgers in the country. The single is simple -- just house-made bread & butter pickles, American, and grilled red onions -- but each facet is perfect. The pickles have a good amount of acid and a spicy bite, the cooked red onions offer up more of a kick than white, and they allow you to dress your burger at a sauce bar, so you can figure out the right amount of sauce for your tastes. I went with the Thousand Island clone. Naturally, it too was perfect.
Damn you, Company Burger. Damn you and all your perfect burger glory.
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1. Trūburger8115 Oak St, New Orleans
2. Port of Call838 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans
3. Ted's Frostop3100 Calhoun St, New Orleans
4. The Camellia Grill626 S Carrollton Ave, New Orleans
5. Toups' Meatery845 N. Carrollton, New Orleans
6. Bud's Broiler500 City Park Ave, New Orleans
7. Atomic Burger3934 Veterans Blvd, Metairie
8. La Petite Grocery4238 Magazine St, New Orleans
9. Mint Modern Vietnamese Bistro5100 Freret Street, New Orleans
10. The Company Burger4600 Freret St, New Orleans
It's all about the build-your-own burger at this counter-serve diner, where patty toppings range from avocado and grilled onions to house-made sausage patties and apple-smoked bacon. All burgers are made from in-house-ground beef, but there are veggie patties (and non-burger options like grilled cheese and fried jalapeño poppers) available for any vegetarians. Truburger keeps things fast and simple, and plates all orders in plastic baskets.
First things first: Port of Call is famous for its burger. When the French Quarter restaurant opened in the 60s, it was primarily a steakhouse known for its filet mignon and ribeye, and the burger was an afterthought made from the entrees' scraps. The current iteration -- considered the original New Orleans-style burger, is reminiscent of the dive's steakhouse days: the huge patty is topped with shredded cold cheddar cheese and served with a hot potato on the side. Port of Call still serves steaks and chops, as well as beer and strong cocktails, but everyone is there for the burger. It's a must on any NOLA food tour.
This retro diner has been serving burgers, milkshakes, po' boys, and breakfast specials since the 50s. Everything about Ted's is a total throwback, from the window-serve and picnic tables to the prices (example: all you can eat pancakes for less than $10 is a steal). The classic move is to get the Loto Burger dressed with mayonnaise, mustard, and the usual fixins, and a root beer float. Trust us: the fried and griddled goods from Ted's is better than what you'll get at any generic fast-food joint.
While you’re in New Orleans, you can’t miss out on brunch at the Camellia Grill, a landmark southern comfort diner around since 1946. The dizzying menu offers eggs, omelettes, waffles and pancakes, chili, hamburgers and cheeseburgers, French fries, cold sandwiches, hot sandwiches, soups, salads, and desserts. Servers sport vintage uniforms and transport you back to a simpler time, when calories no longer stop you from getting one of Camellia’s famous freezes (milkshakes) and you have no reservations about getting a chocolate pecan pie with a double scoop of ice cream.
Helmed by James Beard Award-winning chef Isaac Toups, this Mid-City spot serves a carnivore-centric menu with bold Cajun flavor. Large entrees like the grilled Georgia quail with farm-fresh seasonal vegetables and saba satiate and surprise; light bites range from addictive cracklins and deviled eggs with smoked trout roe. Minimalist metal chairs and refurbished wood surfaces give Toups a cabin-like feel that enhances the relaxed, convivial vibe.
Though Bud's has a number of locations around the New Orleans area, the shabby Mid-City joint is the only one that doles out the classic burgers, fries, and shakes that fans have come to adore 24/7. The burgers are a cut above what you're used to -- the meat is broiled on an open-flame charcoal grill -- and their prices are a cut below. Along with the standard fixings like lettuce, tomato, and pickle, be sure to top yours with Bud's original hickory smoke sauce. There are a handful of hot dogs and specialty sandwiches, too. Finish off your meal with something sweet, particularly Bud's fried hand pies that come in apple, peach, and cherry.
Atomic Burger's food is as exciting as its name. They cook up flame-grilled beef discs and hand-cut fries, but the super-crazy draw is their shakes, which are frozen with liquid nitrogen.
Converted from a historic grocery store, this bistro and bar features plates crafted by James Beard Award-winning chef Justin Devillier. The menu includes all-time hits like blue crab beignets, turtle Bolognese, and a gruyere cheeseburger. La Petite Grocery is true Louisiana, as evidenced by its 19th century Creole architecture and craft cocktails like the double rye whiskey Bee Hive.
Amplifying New Orleans’ Vietnamese cuisine scene, Mint Modern shakes things up by offering both traditional Vietnamese plates, like pho, vermicelli noodles, bahn mi, and spicy beef soup and Southern-Vietnamese mash-ups, like Sizzle Beef steak and eggs, fried chicken with green tea waffles, and a kimchee burger with sweet potato fries. The full bar includes specialty frozen cocktails, like the Peach Cobbler Chi Chi, the Watermelon Daiquiri, and the Bay Side Margarita.
The Company Burger takes its burgers very seriously. Translation: the pickles and mayo are homemade, and the twin patties in the house burger weigh a grand total of 6.5oz. You'll leave feeling full and satisfied, after washing it all down with one of Company's American brews on tap, of course.