New Pitango Gelato

Pitango's second DC location's a carryout sliver of creamy deliciousness, boasting a rotating menu of ~50 flavors, from "Spicy Chocolate" (w/ a hint of hot pepper), to "Bourbon Vanilla" (made w/ New Guinean-imported beans), to "Pistachio de Bronte", so delicious it's impossible to not eat too much of, but hey, to Eyre is human.