Food & Drink

Whether you're, um, celebrating or not, these places rule

This Saturday is 4/20, which just happens to be the very special day that... Oliver Cromwell dissolved the Rump Parliament! And man, people sure love to eat food on the day Oliver Cromwell dissolved the Rump Parliament. With that in mind, we rounded up 21 spots that will fry, grill, and, um, smoke your munchies away


Little Muenster, 100 Stanton St Super-fancy grilled cheese and regular-fancy homemade potato chips


Landhaus, 808b Union St, Brooklyn That's right: bacon on a stick


Baohaus, 238 E 14th St They should build actual houses out of these things


JoeDough, 135 1st Ave They actually have something here called "The Stoner's Delight". No idea how that involves Cromwell, though


The Chip Shop at Eastwood, 200 Clinton St Fried fish and '90s music. Even Candlebox sounds good on 4/20


Sticky's Finger Joint, 31 W 8th St Grab some insane chicken fingers that may or may not have been "glitterbanged"


Smorgasburg If you don't get paranoid in crowds, this is the move


Dos Toros, Multiple Locations If you look at them really closely, burritos kinda look like lava lamps, right


Barn Joo, 893 Broadway This place has fried chicken and a full moon on the ceiling, for staring purposes


Slide, 174 Bleecker St Expect a ton of mini-burgers, cannolis, and milkshakes crazier than that day you watched Ski Patrol 30 times in a row even though it's an hour and a half, and an hour and a half times thirty is, like, a million hours


The Meatball Shop, Multiple Locations Overly satisfying eats and menus you can draw on? Nice


Sweet Chick, 164 Bedford Ave, Brooklyn It's not just the fried chicken, it's also the jerky dust, Purple Drank, and hipster bowling trophies. And the fried chicken


Los Perros Locos, 201 Allen St HOT DOGS TOPPED WITH CRUSHED FRITOS


Stix, 112 E 23rd St Other things on a stick


Jeepney, 201 1st Ave It's named after a party bus


This Little Piggy, 149 1st Ave Just look at that


Burger Bistro, 1663 First Ave Come on


Ducks Eatery, 351 E 12th St Brisket, delicious brisket. Also beef jerky, delicious beef jerky


Bobwhite, 94 Ave C Sometimes there's nothing better than fried chicken and a pork chop sandwich


Action Burger, 292 Graham Ave So you already have an Xbox at home, but do you also have giant stuffed burgers


Two-Bit's Retro Arcade, 153 Essex St Snacks, 40s, and vintage arcade games sound pretty much like... what you were going to be doing anyway on this crazy Rump Parliament-repealing day.