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The 22 Brooklynest things in the new Brooklyn Whole Foods

Whole Foods Brooklyn

Like bottomless drinks and brunch, Brooklyn and Whole Foods just kinda go together. So much so, they both now actually do... go together, as in, there's a brand new location in Gowanus. To prove our point even further, here're the 22 Brooklynest things in the Brooklyn Whole Foods.

Whole Foods Brooklyn

The wind and solar power towers in the parking lot
Which totally negate the global warming effects of... driving your car to Whole Foods.

Whole Foods Brooklyn

These "Greenpoint"-inspired Brooklyn Spices
They're exclusive to this shop, and totally ensure you no longer need to go to Greenpoint to have some authentic "lemon- and butter-flavored" Eastern European cuisine. Phew!

Whole Foods Brooklyn

The Go Brooklyn Munchies section
Lemon flavor trumps Flatbush flavor, any day of the week.

Whole Foods Brooklyn

These local, whole wheat pastas made from bronze dies cast in Brooklyn
Which you might recognize from the walls of every rustic Italian restaurant in the borough.

Whole Foods Brooklyn

Racks-on-racks of bitters, tinctures, infusing kits, and all other types of mixological goodness
There's no better way to Brooklynize your cocktail game...

Whole Foods Brooklyn

... except for maybe this separate extract section.

Whole Foods Brooklyn

Ok yeah, they've got this record store within a grocery store, that is very Brooklyn...
... but it sells Taylor Swift records, so let's call this one a wash.

Whole Foods Brooklyn

These great hats
Though, if you don't already have one, you can get right the hell out of Brooklyn.

Whole Foods Brooklyn

They have branded coolers you can attach to your bike
But only if you fill them with fair-trade, gluten-free craft beers! Which they probably also have!

Whole Foods Brooklyn

Yoga mats
Even though they probably also sell these things at Safeway by now. And by Safeway, we mean "Brooklyn Safeway".

Whole Foods Brooklyn

They've got assorted foot lotions and body rubs made from local companies
And, naturally, they're made with hemp. And peppermint.

Whole Foods Brooklyn

Does your supermarket have a knife-sharpening station?
How 'bout a local knife-sharpening station?

Whole Foods Brooklyn

Rib cooked dog bones
What, do you expect Brooklyn dogs to eat milkbones?!?

Whole Foods Brooklyn

This magical elixir's perfect for everything from smoothies, to baby food, to raw soups, to cocktails, to post-workout hydration...
... to layup mustache-related Brooklyn jokes.

Whole Foods Brooklyn

Kelp...
... you know, just in case you have guests.

Whole Foods Brooklyn

They have an exclusive beer collab from Evil Twin and Chocopologie
Because if you open a grocery store and don't have an exclusive beer collab, you're nobody.

Whole Foods Brooklyn

A super-legit rooftop beer bar with eats like maple-Sriracha wings, Sweet Action ribs, and beers including Captain Lawrence's Coffee IPA, the previously shown Even More Denmark, and Brooklyn Brewery Blast
Nothing snarky here; this is actually awesome.

Whole Foods Brooklyn

This amazing sale...
... that has surely already sold out.

Whole Foods Brooklyn

The influential, Bushwick, culinary scene-starter, now vacu-sealed and frozen
THANK GOD.

Whole Foods Brooklyn

Local donuts. So Brooklyn...
... and so awesome.

Whole Foods Brooklyn

This would be more Brooklyn if there were people lining up for them.

Whole Foods Brooklyn

This sign for their house-band...
... JK, it's for like, Tofurkey, or something.


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