We went to, and got dominated by, Chilifest 2013

We were excited for weeks but now it's clear: the best chili in NYC is at Brooklyn Star (tripe, crema, Fritos...) and number two is Ducks Eatery's beautiful mess of smoked lamb pastrami. Now click above for a video of comedian Paul Virzi oversampling while trying to maintain a solid digestive system in front of his wife.