Starting on Monday (1/12), Momofuku is teaming up with new app Reserve (which helps you make reservations around town, not usually by bidding on them) so that a reservation for two, at the counter, on 8:45 on Saturdays (starting 1/17 and continuing for the foreseeable future) goes to the highest bidder. Before you get too bent out of shape about the fact that reservations are now going to the richest of us, keep in mind that this is all for charity and you're clearly heartless -- every dollar above market price goes to Edible Schoolyard. People have done much worse things to score a reservation.
Andrew Zimmer is Thrillist's NYC editor and he's also auctioning off a Hot Pockets dinner at his apartment to the highest bidder. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram.