The face-stuffer is the standard fried egg, bacon, and American cheese literally rolled up with breakfast sausage meatballs and then placed in a brioche bun. This will in no way replace getting another one when you wake up the next day, though.
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Andrew Zimmer is Thrillist's NYC editor and he considers a Sunday morning without a breakfast sandwich a failure. Follow him on Instagram and Twitter.