Maybe you're some kind of jerk, or maybe you just aren't in the mood for a breakfast sandwich today. Whatever the reason, if you're not going to get a break'wich, get one of the Toots Toasties, which is crunchy warm bread (its "answer to bagels") topped with either seasonal jam & honey butter (like this one pictured), ricotta & herbs, or pickled veggies & goat cheese. The rest of your day will feel much better.
Andrew Zimmer is Thrillist's NYC Editor, and breakfast sandwiches are one of his favorite things in the world. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram.