11ish: It’s time to head South to Randolph Beer, for, well, beer. The really good craft kind. On the Best Day of Your Life, you get one in you before noon. Don’t worry, they’ll be open. Also open and pouring delicious micros pre-noon: Spring Lounge on Mulberry. Also open and pouring delicious macros pre-noon: Milady’s on Thompson. It's Time For Lunch: You’re doing Jing Fong for dim sum. Do not get the chicken feet no matter how bold you're feeling, as they are gross. Get there early enough, and we’ll be treating. If somehow the restaurant so massive it has its own escalators is full, Oriental Garden’s right next door
Post-Lunch: Cruise a little South to the middle of crooked old Doyers St, so you can tell people you survived the “deadliest street in the world”. Oh, you wacky Chinatown gangs of the '20s and '30s! Also, Confucius Plaza is a block away, so go there and say something mad wise.
Post-Post-Lunch: Swing back to Soho and select a stoge from OK Cigars on West Broadway. It’s infinitely better than the name. Don’t you dare smoke it yet -- you’ll need it in a few. If you hate cigars, freak yourself out with saber tooth skulls at The Evolution Store