Post-Lunch: Cruise a little South to the middle of crooked old Doyers St, so you can tell people you survived the “deadliest street in the world”. Oh, you wacky Chinatown gangs of the '20s and '30s! Also, Confucius Plaza is a block away, so go there and say something mad wise.
Post-Post-Lunch: Swing back to Soho and select a stoge from OK Cigars on West Broadway. It’s infinitely better than the name. Don’t you dare smoke it yet -- you’ll need it in a few. If you hate cigars, freak yourself out with saber tooth skulls at The Evolution Store
3:30 pm: Happy hour doesn’t usually start until 5p, but it’s #BDOYL, so it starts when you want it to. Head to The Standard Biergarten to have a happy two hours. Pretzels and beer on us if you get there nice and early. Ping pong is always free. Or if you like to watch people from above, head up to the High Line to drink at Terroir