Extra condiments, forks, chopsticks, napkins: From HBOGo to WiFi to AmazonPrime, you're not actually paying for any of your accounts. Last time you dragged your freeloading ass home, it was for laundry and home-cooked meals, and while there, you secretly set up a SlingBox on your parents’ cable jack. What?! It’s not hurting anyone!
From a place 45-60min away from you: You don’t have time for instructions! You’re busy! Why is this IKEA coffee table falling apart!
Soup dumplings, which ALWAYS arrive punctured: You’ve been mugged a few times since moving here, but the one thing this city can’t take from you is your boundless sense of optimism. "It’s New Freakin’ York, guys!" That said, you’ve been ordering in a lot, because you really can’t afford to get mugged again.