Food & Drink

The return of Smorgasburg and on-demand massages

ThursdayScotch & Soda's new store is celebrating their opening on 866 Broadway by inviting you to drink cocktails and enjoy DJ Tennessee Thomas. And buy stuff or something. Get on the guest list by emailing ScotchSoda@prote.in

SaturdayGet to the Brooklyn waterfront for the return of Smorgasburg. Scope the vendors now

Head to the opening party of Hairadise City at Bushwick's Secret Project Robot gallery, where you'll be able to catch Swayze movie nights, keytarists, and '80s hair throughout the month. Read more about it here

The NY International Auto Show is going on through this weekend, but if you can't make it, you can always check the buzzworthy new cars right here

SundayEven if you don't shred, you can check out the bazaar-like marketplace of new, used, vintage, and handmade guitars at the 3rd Annual Brooklyn Springtime Guitar Show at Brooklyn Bowl. Do it

It's probably been way too long since you last went to a chili cookoff. So hit this one at Jimmy's No. 43 on Sunday

Things You're Gonna Need on Sunday

Download the new app Zeel, which awesomely lets you order home massages like they were so much pizza, thanks to its roster of vetted, licensed personnel ready to get Swedish on your ass... or back, at least. Score $25 off your first rubdown with code THRILLIST25

OpeningsHead to the west side for pan-Latin eats like pepper-crusted shell steak, roast suckling pig, and Cuban-style fried chicken at Luna Sur Latin Bistro. Check out the full menu and more here