18. Hash browns
This is the kind of salty fatty food that only tastes good if it’s hot out of the oven. Once it cools down, all of its terribleness is revealed, like a food version of watching old episodes of Dawson’s Creek.
17. Chicken Caesar wrap
What if black pepper, lettuce, and cardboard threw a party and no one showed up? That’s what taking a bite feels like.
16. Apple slices
These are best when you’re trying to be healthy as you nix the potato chips with your hoagie order. The slices are small and sometimes mealy, but hey, you’re trying to make better choices! That counts for something.
15. Buffalo chicken bites
Five bites come in a pack and that’s enough. The first one tastes great -- a little sweet heat from the sauce makes your tongue dance. But by the end, your fingers are stained, your stomach’s rumbling, and you’re seeing if you can pass the few left in the box off to friends and family.