335 E. Girard Ave.
Price per slice: $1.60
Many of the neighborhood’s older spots line the north side of East Girard Avenue. They typically serve Greek-style pizza, baked in a shallow pan that lends each slice a puffy, airy crust. The first of these locations, as we made our way northeast up the street, is Central Pizza. The slices here are wide, thick, doughy, and very soft. In fact, the only moderately crispy part is the crust, and even that turns to mush after a few bites. A slight, garlicky kick comes through in the sauce, but otherwise very little about the flavor stands out. The cheese isn’t stringy, gooey, or savory enough to be memorable, but it does the job. A large helping of grease makes us think Central would be a decent spot to hit up after a long night.
Score: 3/8 slices
431 E. Girard Ave.
Price per slice: $3.78
SliCE, a small local chain, opened its fourth location in Fishtown this past summer. Replacing an inconspicuous spot called Art of Pizza, SliCE promised to bring a more upscale, foodie-oriented pizza option to East Girard, and its menu shows off all kinds of gourmet topping combinations. We wanted the plainest slice, though, which comes in a considerable size with the cheese cooked under the sauce. This practically hides the mozzarella flavor, blending it in with a thin layer of bread below. (In contrast to Central, the slices here are almost too crispy -- to the point where they snap like crackers when we tried to fold them.) The sauce is rich but unevenly distributed, collecting in globs so that we get a rush of tomato in one bite and a mouthful of bread the next.
Score: 3/8 slices
465 E. Girard Ave.
Price per slice: $2
With its red booths and script sign hanging out front, Tommy’s is most reminiscent of places where teens waste away their hours doing nothing. Another wide, Greek-style slice, this one has a top layer of flavorful sauce and abundant, chewy cheese. However, things fell apart -- literally -- with the crust, a flaky mess that tastes vaguely of cornbread and doesn’t mesh with the rest of the ingredients. This may have to do with the choice of flour or the baking process, but either way the bread doesn’t belong anywhere near pizza. Like any true aficionados, we never leave our pizza crust uneaten, but this time we just couldn’t bring ourselves to finish it.
Score: 2/8 slices
607 E. Girard Ave.
Price per slice: $2.97
The last and best of the East Girard pizzerias has a strong oven game, as evidenced by the firm, darkened crust of its slices. Tasty sauce and skillful cheese distribution complement the solid texture. One drawback: The bread beneath the goods is too thick, resulting in a soft, plain layer between its crisp bottom and soggy top. The dough has a faint, sour tang as well, and too much of it throws off the taste of an otherwise legitimate sauce-and-cheese combo.
2329 York St.
Price per slice: $2.25
One of several Key Food Pizzas scattered throughout the city, the York Street location falls just on the Fishtown/Kensington border and serves up a completely different kind of slice than its counterparts on East Girard. More of a New York style, it has a thin, sturdy crust that takes a back seat to a generous portion of sauce and cheese. However, the sauce's too-sweet flavor that leaves an odd aftertaste, while the bread itself becomes crumbly and burdensome after a few minutes. But as far as slices go, this one will fill you up and leave you reasonably satisfied.
23 W. Girard Ave.
Price per slice: $1.40
Hey, it serves slices, so we have to give it a shot. We’ve never before tried any pizza from 7-Eleven -- not out of snobbishness, we just never got around to it -- but we have indulged in frozen pizza brands like Ellio’s, and that’s what the 7-Eleven slice calls to mind. It suffers from hard, hard bread that would seem stale in any other context. While the slice gives off an aroma of garlic and tomato, it has no real flavor and the ingredients all turn to tasteless mush among the rocklike crust. We went in ready to be surprised, but alas.
2313 Frankford Ave.
Price per slice: $3.50
Besides Beddia, the most buzzed-about pizza in Fishtown, and perhaps in the entire city, comes from here. Pizza Brain tends to get a little wild with its toppings, but you can order an essentially plain slice (called a “Jane” and topped with mozzarella, provolone, grana padano, and fresh basil) with a thin, foldable crust. It’s supremely well cooked, the dough achieving a perfect balance of crispy and malleable. What’s more, you can taste the freshness of the ingredients, which opens up the flavor possibilities to new heights. We will admit that the sauce doesn’t knock us out, but the cheese has a bite that makes this slice far more interesting than its peers.
Fishtown Pizza Truck
Price per slice: $1.50
Our list wouldn’t be complete without the Fishtown Pizza Truck, which has been roaming the neighborhood for at least half a century. Unlike more contemporary food trucks, this one trawls the streets of Fishtown, signaling its presence to locals with the ring of its bell. (Think of an ice-cream truck, but one that dispenses pizza, damn good milkshakes, and Philly staples like soft pretzels and water ice.) Its slices, unfortunately, don’t really measure up to its other offerings. The cheese has a fine consistency, but the sauce lacks flavor and the premade crust has the feel of a wafer -- though to be fair, the truck doesn’t seem to have amenities for proper dough-tossing. Still, this uniquely Fishtown institution deserves praise for a business model decades ahead of the curve.
Central Pizza, a barebones pizzeria on the north side of East Girard, is perfectly equipped to sate the post-bar cravings of Fishtown residents. The Greek-style slices are wide, thick, doughy, soft, and... greasy. Most importantly, they're cheap. Sure, you can order chicken wings or a steak sandwich, but stick to what you know here: cheese pies and calzones.
The Fishtown branch of this local pizza chain distinguishes itself from its sister locations with organic-only offerings. Slice's pies are as thin as you remember them and original favorites like pizza margherita and Florentine are still available. The expanded menu includes gluten-free pizzas, house-made mozzarella sticks, four kinds of chicken wings, and made-to-order doughnuts with speculoos dipping sauce.
Fishtown's Tommie's Pizza is a rag-tag pizza joint that serves Greek-style slices on the cheap. The red booths, faux-wood countertops, and script signage will make you nostalgic for your teenage years, when wasting your days at a pizza place was the norm. The pies here have plenty of cheese and the flaky crust tastes vaguely of cornmeal, making the dough seem more akin to cornbread than traditional pizza dough. Aside from standard pies, Tommie's makes hoagies and cheesesteaks -- this is Philadelphia, after all.
Fishtown Pizza on East Girard offers everything you'd expect from a casual take-out stop: cheap Greek-style slices, hot chicken wings, and meat-and-cheese stacked hoagies. The pizza has a thick crust and even cheese distribution, but the spot gets frequented just as much for its buffalo-dipped wings and cheesesteaks that satisfy in the greasy way that only cheesesteaks can.
The key to Key Food Pizza, you'll discover, is its New York-style pies. Rather than the Greek-style slices you'll find on East Girard, these have a thin crust and a generous application of sauce and cheese. Yes, it's a gritty fast-service pizzeria with laminated menus strewn about, but it's a welcome and convenient stop in Fishtown for quality pizza. The heavy layers of cheese are known to overflow over the edges of each slice, but the crust remains crisp and firm throughout. Other menu items, like fried chicken wings and sausage parm sandwiches, will keep you sturdy after a night of drinking. Bottom line, you'll end up full. And that's what modest corner pizzerias are about.
What qualifications does Pizza Brain have to back up its claim of being a pizza museum? For one, it has a certificate from Guinness World Records that nods to its large collection of pizza-related memorabilia, which includes vintage comics and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle figurines (those turtles do love their pizza). The kitchen slings out-there flavor combos with quirky names like the Bob Shieldsmoose, a brisket sandwich-like pie topped with blue cheese, mozzarella, and horseradish. There are simpler pizzas too, with names to match: the Tom is a cheese-less tomato pie, while the Jane comes with mozzarella, aged provolone, and grana padano.