Food & Drink

Porky's

If you're regretting your vow to never again visit Hooters, try Porky's, where the menus will actually be scrawled on the waitresses' tight-fitting uniforms (apps on chest, entrees on stomach, desserts on jiggling tush). On Fridays, Porky's will bring in "celebrity" hosts such as Gary Coleman and Vanilla Ice -- basically, anyone willing to trade his dignity for money and free wings.