Prix Fixe Madness
Parents in town? Just receive a corporate credit card? Dying in the very near future? Make the most of your circumstances by reserving a seat at Compass Restaurant's one-time-only, six-course dinner featuring wines from Vega Sicilia.
Warning: this dinner costs $515. Plus tax and tip. But your repast'll be prepared by John Fraser, who the Times singled out for combining "formidable energy with fastidiousness" -- the ultimate compliment for chefs, and cleaning women. Better, your meal will be paired with ten glasses of rare wine from Spain's Ribera del Duero region. You'll drink them in a 2nd floor private dining room, overlooking the 1st floor's miserable, three-course-eating proletariat. Your feast:
This event's limited to 24 distinguished guests, so if you have the means, grab a spot today. Even if your dad sticks you with the bill as "a lesson", or you get fired or unexpectedly cured, a meal like this should be worth every penny. Plus tax and tip.