You know what would be the best happy hour ever? Rent Happy Hour. You know what's never, ever, ever gonna happen, though? Rent Happy Hour. That's why we're focusing our attention on the next best thing: oyster happy hour. Here are 37 spots all over SF doing super-cheap bivalve-age (23 of which are NEW happy hours since we debuted this thing last spring).
Also these little guys are storied aphrodisiacs, so if any of you get laid as a result of this list, we accept full credit.