Today is 4/20, a high holiday for many a San Franciscan. If you're planning to celebrate, keep this list of munchie-friendly spots close by. Along with a lighter. And possibly some rolling papers. And probably a grinder. Okay, and maybe a scale. Annnnd a business card and scissors, depending.
This Food Truck Specializes in Navajo Tacos The American Grilled Cheese Kitchen
South Park/The Mission Apparently people who enjoy grilled cheese have more sex. Which means everyone in the world is having more sex? Flickr/rick
The Mission You just tried to bite your screen, didn't you? Bacon Bacon
Ashbury Heights Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Porky Fries Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon. Super Duper Burgers
Castro/Downtown/Marina Hahahahahahaha Super Duper rhymes. Fog City
Embarcadero Pastry chefs call these French cruellers. You can call them swirly donut thingies. Tacolicious
Marina, North Beach, The Mission Bring a group of friends and get 10 tacos for 40 bucks. Or, on second thought, maybe just go... with no friends? Bi-Rite Creamery
The Mission Whoa. This soft serve looks so soft. Soul Groove
Tenderloin Fried chicken, waffles, and mac & cheese that you could... totally... COMBINE?!?!?!? Instagram/Tartine Bakery
The Mission Fresh bread, cookies, and brownies that you could ALSO COMBINE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Wing Wings
Lower Haight You can get 25 wings for 25 bucks. Or... DUDE, you can get 100 wings for 100 bucks. Frjtz
The Mission Don't start freaking out or whatever, but you only get two dipping sauces with a large order of fries. Flickr/Matthew Hine
Marina/The Mission "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" -- Homer Simpson Flickr/Joshua Dickens
The Mission The kitchen's open until 1am, which means your late-night munchies don't have to settle for Doritos. (Not that anyone's ever actually settled for Doritos, but you get it.) Flickr/entitee
Various locations in SF -- it's a truck! If you can figure out how to find them on Twitter (hahaha right), get a bunch of pork buns. Flickr/Jeffrey Chiang
Hayes Valley You'll spend about as much time eating fried alligator as you will trying to figure out how they... fried an alligator. Flickr/Gary Stevens
Embarcadero Buttery, flaky empanadas for both savory and/or (definitely AND) sweet cravings. Flickr/Jeffrey Chiang
The Mission Be cool, Honey Bunny. You don't have to bowl to eat fried chicken with ranch dip. Flickr/Sarah Sosiak
The Mission it's a Pop-Tart, but it's organic and homemade so you don't have to feel guilty. Hahahaha. Like you've ever felt guilty about eating a Pop-Tart on 4/20. Flickr/Yelp Inc.
The Mission/Haight Ahhhh. Sausage. Una Pizza
SOMA Bad news: they don't do slices. Good news: they only do full pizzas. Flickr/Ben Pollard
Cow Hollow Eat half now, take the other half home for later. Actually, take one and a half home for later. Yank Sing
Embarcadero You'll have ALL of the dim sum, please. Show Dogs
Mid-Market Every kind of dog you could ever want. Even you, person who likes veggie corn dogs. Even you. Mitchell's Ice Cream
The Mission I scream, you scream, we all should shut the hell up and just eat this delicious sundae instead.
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Daisy Barringer is Thrillist's SF Editor. She's now really in the mood for a bag of Cheetos. Follow her on Twitter @daisy and tell her your favorite munchie food.