Savoy's Clam Bake

Tonight's the last night for this three-course deal, which includes littleneck clams, lobster, mussels and kielbasa, plus an ass-expanding peach and blueberry crumble w/buttermilk ice cream. $15 extra gets you a bottomless cup of rosé -- drink as much pink as possible, and everyone will know what a pink-toothed beast you are.