Editor's Note: This story is the eighth entry in Thrillist's Burger Quest, Kevin Alexander's yearlong mission to find America's best cheeseburger. Follow along @ThrillistBurgerQuest, and use #ThrillistBurgerQuest to let Kevin know places he needs to hit. 

Oh, Seattle. The land of (disappearing!) teriyaki and fresh fish. The land of second-wave coffee and popular, yet depressing, early '90s music. But the land of great burgers? I wasn't so sure. And yet, I was willing to find out because A) I am a professional and B) actually, that's about it. 

In order to figure out the best burger places to go, I spoke to our fantastic food/drink freelancer Naomi Tomky and the Seattle Times food writer Bethany Jean Clement, plus chefs and other locals. Though I usually narrow down the list to 10, it was basically impossible to cut any after 15. And so I embarked on a perilous 48-hour journey to eat all of those burgers alongside my native Seattle buddy Justin McCullum and a couple of other pals. Though I ended up missing Zippy's because the location I went to was closed on Mondays, I did have 14 burgers and many opinions about them. 

In case you’re new to my rankings, here are some guidelines: if the restaurant had multiple burgers, I tried to order the closest to a classic cheeseburger, and if it came with options, I always picked American cheese and grilled onions. If you think I missed something, please yell at me in person, or say something dismissive in the comments, but until then, here is my Seattle burger ranking: 

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14. Classic burger with cheddar

King's Hardware

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Ballard

Look at the picture of this burger. Doesn’t it look like something out of a catalog of beautiful and sexy burgers? Visually speaking, this was one of the best burgers of the trip. And I expected as much from King’s -- I’ve been there many times before, though admittedly just to drink and maybe eat some wings -- but the food has always been excellent. And yet, the burger did not stand out, and I’ll tell you why: the bun. The bun was dry and thick and somehow heavy. It took up a good portion of the three bites I managed before I gave up. The stuff inside was totally functional -- I have no complaints on the meat, or the toppings, or the King’s sauce -- but the bun has to go. Great michelada though.

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13. Cheeseburger

Dick's Drive-In

Address and Info

Various locations

Oh, Dick’s, you mischievous rascal. This was the first Dick’s burger I’ve ever had while not, um, impaired. And it kind of appeared I was the only one in an unaltered state. Two shirtless homeless guys chased each other around slap-boxing behind me while a cop patiently stood in line for a burger, then finally turned around and pleaded with them to stop acting up so he could eat, and then maybe deal with trying to arrest them on a full stomach. A sign by the front pointed out that Macklemore filmed a music video on their roof. It is the greatest show in Seattle. 

As for the burger, the burger is fine. It is very close to a McDonald’s cheeseburger, albeit an old-school McD’s cheeseburger that’s been sitting under a lamp for a bit. I’m not saying that as a knock, really -- I love McD’s cheeseburgers -- but Dick’s just is what it is. And that is a necessary late-night burger. May it carry on in glory forever. 

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12. Quality Burger

Quality Athletics

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Pioneer Square

I’d like to take this opportunity to point out that when Justin and I rolled up to QA around noon on a Tuesday, Marshawn Lynch walked by us several times, just strolling the strip by the stadium, possibly guerrilla marketing his clothing line. So that was neat. 

Quality Athletics' Quality Burger had so much potential. So, so, much. The pickled onions were fantastic -- all pink and vinegar-y and crunchy -- and the New Hampshire sauce had a good kick, possibly as a callback to former Melrose Place star Andrew Shue, who spent years handsomely kicking soccer balls in New Hampshire at Dartmouth. The meat was flavorful, you could taste a unique sort of mix of spices, but that meat was also overcooked. Like, excessively overcooked, and it quickly dried out. Still, I can see where they’re going with this thing, and I like it. Just with a little juicier meat. 

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11. Painted Hills Beef Burger

Quinn's Pub

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Capitol Hill

Quinn’s has a special off-menu “ultra” burger that is casually famous amongst the food people in Seattle, as it is basically just the chef’s whim and has involved absolutely insane combinations, like seared foie gras, plus glazed donuts and whole duck eggs. Chefs have weird whims. Of course, Burger Quest is not about the stunt burger, but I thought you’d want to know about that thing, just so we can all feel cool next time we go together. 

ANYWAY, the non-ultra Painted Hills burger has a lot of great elements. It is incredibly juicy at the start, the white cheddar, bacon, and mayo blend into a salty trifecta of fat, and the bun is a particularly buttery brioche. There were a few issues. The meat dried out rather quickly, as all the juice seemed to make its way out of the burger by the second bite; the brioche bun’s top started to flake off, and that entirely buttery, rich combination of salt and fat had no acid to combat it. Nonetheless, it’s a solid burger, even without the “ultra” label. 

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10. Beef Burger

Loulay

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Downtown

Justin and I got to the Chef in the Hat’s fancy little hotel restaurant on the early side, and popped over to the bar. Despite me wearing a relatively nice shirt, and Justin having a colorful button-down on, the bartender did not like the cut of our collective jibs, and our lot with him didn’t improve when he found out we were splitting the burger. Despite the attitude, the burger came quickly and showed some real potential, with that bacon-shallot jam and aioli playing off each other. And man, the burger was so juicy, you could’ve collected a cup under it. But that was also the problem -- the beautifully buttery and fresh bun was all soggy along the bottom within three minutes of my first bite. It was like eating the burger equivalent of a bowl of Golden Grahams: great at first, but astonishingly soggy after an unreasonably short period. 

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9. Palace Burger Royale

Palace Kitchen

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Belltown

The best part of my experience at Palace Kitchen started with the cheese. After I ordered the burger, the bartender began listing off cheeses they’d put on said burger, and got through four fancy ones before he said, “or you know, just a couple of dirty, old-school Kraft singles.” 

As you might imagine if you’ve read any of my previous stories, I audibly sighed in satisfaction at the Kraft single call, and ordered it on my burger. The Royale comes tricked out -- house-made Dijon aioli, Dahlia Bakery bun, razor-thin slices of white onion, dill pickles, etc. The patty is on the thicker side and came in at a good medium, with the flavor of a juicy, grilled backyard burger. That Dahlia bun was griddled and flaky and just a tiny bit bulky. It’s a completely solid burger, and yet it’s only ninth. What can I say -- Seattle is just packed with talent.

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8. Li'l Woody

Li'l Woody's

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First Hill

One of the handful of Seattle burger joints I’d tried beforehand, LW has the swagger of a true contender and one of the cooler exterior signs I’ve ever seen (check the photo at the bottom of the story). The Li’l Woody burger itself had a lot going for it. The chopped onion and diced pickle blend well with the ketchup and mayo, so the whole thing kind of seems like deconstructed special sauce, and it was well seasoned and charred up. Some minor issues -- the burger meat was a little dry, and somehow “overly chewy” (that’s from my notes), and the bun, while soft, wasn’t quite grilled enough to keep it from getting a bit soggy. But I’d dance with it again. 

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7. Cheeseburger

Wedgwood Broiler

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Wedgwood

Imagine a place you went as a child with your grandparents. Did this place have carpet? Older, sassy waitresses who give just as much as they take? An entire phalanx of retired people asking about the BBQ Pork Slices appetizer? Nature photos of whales on the wall for sale for $165?  

Well, the Wedgwood Broiler has all of these things, plus a side salad that comes with the burger and features Cheez-Its AND salami. As for the actual burger, it features a sesame seed bun perfectly griddled, and really well-ground meat so it almost falls apart as you bite in. It’s flavorful and solid and DID I MENTION THAT THIS PLACE PUTS CHEEZ-ITS AND SALAMI IN THEIR SALADS? Go here as soon as you can, friends. These type of non-ironic throwbacks are all but extinct, and you need to celebrate and support the ones still kicking. Just mind your shoes on the carpet. 

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6. The Classic

8oz Burger & Company

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Various locations

I don’t normally announce my presence at any of these places in an effort to avoid currying favor (though honestly, most people are like, “oh cool, you have your own little burger blog? How original.” *YAWWWWNNNNNNN* And then go back to their normal lives). But I came in with our photographer hoisting a giant camera and tripod, and so I felt some sort of explanation was needed. The server was excited, momentarily, until I ordered The Classic. 

“The Classic?” she asked. “But that’s boring -- don’t you want The 8oz? It has bacon and truffle aioli and balsamic onions…” 

In truth, I didn’t want any burgers at that point, because I’d already eaten six, but I tried to explain that I order the most basic burgers from any place with a lot of different options. Undeterred, the server managed to bring out both burgers, though I am only reviewing The Classic (I had a bite of The 8oz and it seemed quite nice). 

Said Classic had fantastic topping distribution, was extremely juicy, and was just professionally executed in every way. The salty thicker patty had a lot of umami flavor, and it would rank probably even higher if the bun didn’t end up getting quite so soggy on the bottom from the mix of the sauce and the burger’s juices. 

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5. Bateau Burger

Bateau

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First Hill

On the recommendation of Bethany Jean Clement, I added this precious and beautiful steakhouse to the list to dance with its burger, and also maybe drink something with blue curacao in it. It didn’t disappoint on either end. Despite having a super-thick patty, the sear on both sides of the burger was peppery and intense and suggested it was cooked under intense heat. The dry-aged beef was almost fragile to the touch, each piece of the coarse grind falling off gracefully. 

The bun was delicious, soft, and supple, but held up the juice. The caramelized onions were so intense, it was basically like they’d been strained from French onion soup. The aioli was also intense. It was like all the flavors were being played on high volume while I was wearing those expensive Beats headphones from that old Kevin Garnett commercial. If I may make one suggestion to the fine people of Bateau, it would be this: getting something with acid on the plate -- pickled veggies of some sort -- to cut through all those intense and rich flavors and balance it out a touch.

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4. The Single with grilled onions and house pickles

Great State Burger

Address and Info

Various locations

Are people even still reading anymore? I haven’t had to get through 14 burger writeups before. Maybe I should be quick here? How about this: if the Pacific Northwest had its own In-N-Out-style place, with neat touches like a Jones Soda machine and a giant high ceiling with a big swath of wood, and proximity to Little Darlings (an “intimate gentleman’s club”), this is it. And the burger, like In-N-Out, is griddled and thin, with a great bun perfectly toasted, and the most tangy American cheese I’ve ever had -- it was almost like a spreadable cheese, and it was delicious. It is just a great all-around fast-casual burger.

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3. The Classic Burger with cheddar

Uneeda Burger

Address and Info

Fremont

THERE’S A LEGAL POT STORE DOWN THE ROAD. Sorry, that was written by my 19-year-old self, who just giggled nervously. But you don’t need drugs to love UNeeda Burger in Fremont, where the Classic costs just $6 and features Painted Hills beef cooked marvelously. Look at the char through the cheese in that picture. This burger was one of the most well-constructed of the trip. I have no complaints, basically. The shredded lettuce, extremely fresh tomatoes (which I normally abhor), special sauce, and pickles all worked together on a bun that held together admirably. It was like eating the burger version of a well-drilled band from that movie Drumline featuring Nick Cannon. Somehow that’s got to be a compliment though. Note: this was also my buddy Justin’s favorite burger of my entire Seattle trip, and he once played on the practice squad of the Carolina Panthers SOOOO… take that however you want.

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2. Cheeseburger with Tillamook cheddar

The Two Bells Bar & Grill

Address and Info

Belltown

Two Bells was empty when we got there on a Tuesday before noon. Zero people. The bartender/server watched us compare and contrast each table for optimal burger light with bemusement and then gave us a couple of beers and one of the best damn cheeseburgers I’ve had this year. Everything about this burger is a winner -- from the French-esque bread griddled and soft but absolutely impenetrable to the evil sog, to the combination of Beaver sweet hot mustard and mayo giving it a tangy, creamy labor, to the juicy, flavorful meat, which must have garlic and some other spices in there, because it’s too damn flavorful to just hold up on its own. I don’t even have a lot more to offer -- I just implore you to go and try this burger. 

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1. The Tavern burger

Loretta's Northwesterner

Address and Info

South Park

It’s dark in Loretta’s. Even on a Monday afternoon around 1pm in the South Park neighborhood in Seattle (a hood just south of the Duwamish Waterway, which no one I talked to seemed to be very familiar with), the front bar is packed with all sorts of locals watching non-important Olympic games and nursing Rainiers. 

I ordered the Tavern burger and a beer at the bar, and then headed back to the covered greenhouse bar in the back, which sits in front of a patio area featuring a trailer and a bunch of tables. The crowd inside reminded me of visiting Seattle in the '90s before the tech tentacles latched on -- or maybe it was just the idea of that time, during the grunge era when everyone seemed moody but heartfelt and a little sensitive, their skin pale from the rains and affinity for flannels. But this is not an ode to a place I visited once in the '90s. This is about the best burger in Seattle. 

It is so simple it seems stupid: just basically cheese, raw white onions, a pale special sauce, and pickles. The bun is literally perfect -- one of the more tightly buttered soft white buns I’ve had across the country. No tricks, just perfect execution, especially around the ends, where you get a crisping that’s so buttery and delicious. The burger is not big -- you should get a double if you don’t plan on following it up with several other burgers -- but the char is exquisite, and the white onions and tang from the sauce create enough acid to balance the cheese and meat and buttered bread. As Nirvana once wrote… just kidding, guys, I wouldn’t do that to you, but I will tell you to cross the fucking Duwamish and get this burger as soon as earthly possible. 

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Kevin Alexander is Thrillist's National Writer-at-Large and Chief Burger Critic. He once also owned a Stone Temple Pilots CD. Sing him Interstate Love Songs @KAlexander03. 

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1. King's Hardware 5225 Ballard Ave NW, Seattle, WA 98107 (Ballard)

King's Hardware is decked out with taxidermy and stocked with regional brews, but the rustic pub's main attraction is its tasty and creative burger options, like the peanut butter and bacon-based After School Special. Aside from classic and specialty burgers, there are hot wings, onion rings, and similar greased-up "sidekicks" on the menu. You can bring your beer and burger outside and chill on the patio, or stay inside and challenge your friends to a round of skee-ball.

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2. Dick's Drive-In 115 Broadway E, Seattle, WA 98102 (Capitol Hill)

As Seattle's signature burger chain, Dick's feels a bit like a local McDonald's -- it serves a classic lineup of fries, shakes, and burgers, that in true old-school fashion, cannot be altered. Seriously. Whether you order a single cheeseburger (topped with melted American cheese, ketchup, mild mustard) or the deluxe burger (double patties, melted cheese, lettuce, mayonnaise, and pickle relish), no substitutions are allowed at Dick's. It's open until 2am, which makes it a prime spot for those late-night greasy food cravings.

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3. Quality Athletics 115 S King St, Seattle, WA 98104

This upscale sports bar in Pioneer Square has it all: tons of flat screens, a slushy machine, a rooftop garden, fire pits, and an AstroTurf bar out back. And that's before you even get to the food and drink. Quality Athletics is backed by restaurant giant the Huxley Wallace Collective, so although the food follows bar food norms (wings, nachos, burgers, BBQ), it's prepared by a top-notch chef. Its local craft beer selection ain't bad, either.

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4. Quinn's Pub 1001 E Pike St, Seattle, WA 98122 (Capitol Hill)

This wood-paneled gastropub slings equally upscale and messy plates like foie gras frites, wild boar sloppy joes, and the off-menu "Ultra Burger." That last one is created on the chef’s whim and has previously included bizarre combinations like glazed donuts and whole duck eggs. But for those days when stepping outside your comfort zone just isn't going to happen, there's the juicy Painted Hills burger, made with white cheddar, bacon, and mayo on a buttery brioche bun.

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5. Loulay Kitchen & Bar 600 Union St, Seattle, WA 98101 (Downtown)

At Loulay, Chef Thierry Rautureau reinvents the French food he grew up on, bringing an unexpected twist to familiar classics. There's the beef burger with aioli and bacon-shallot jam, which you can and should add a duck egg or foie gras to, and hot chocolate with toasted brioche and salted butter, based off a recipe passed down from his grandparents. The name of the chic three-level restaurant pays homage to Rautureau's childhood, too, specifically his hometown in France: Saint Hilaire de Loulay.

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6. Palace Kitchen 2030 5th Ave, Seattle, WA 98121 (Belltown)

From renowned restaurateur Tom Douglas, Palace Kitchen is a casual Belltown spot bursting with flavor. You'll want to start off with the tangy goat cheese lavender fondue (wood grilled bread, apples, pears) before moving onto the famed Palace Royale burger, made with hand-ground Washington natural chuck, house-made Dijon aioli, thinly sliced white onion, dill pickles, and served on a Dahlia Bakery bun. Be sure to pair it with a drink from the extensive, wine, beer, and cocktail lists, and top it all off with an order of the plum cobbler. All of the ingredients here are as fresh as it gets -- some are even sourced from Douglas' own farm.

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7. Li'l Woody's 1211 Pine St, Seattle, WA 98101 (Capitol Hill)

There's nothing "li'l" about these burgers -- they're served up large and luscious in six signature specialties. The scrumptious creations at Woody's range from the quarter-pound Li'l Woody (Tillamook cheddar cheese, chopped onions, pickles, ketchup, and mayo) to the Fig and the Pig (a scoop of Boat Street pickled figs, Hills bacon, mayo, and crumbled gorgonzola cheese). You'll find sandwiches that come in breakfast (served all day), salmon, and buttermilk fried chicken varieties, too. Chow down in this industrial-chic space with a Full Tilt handmade shake on the side.

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8. Wedgwood Broiler 8230 35th Ave NE, Seattle, WA 98115 (North Seattle)

Complete with carpeted floors, big fabric booths, and memento-lined brick walls, Wedgwood Broiler is the epitome of an old-school steakhouse. The place has been open since the 60s, and many of the waitresses seem to have been there just as long, but their sassy ways are all in good fun and make the end result -- unfussy egg and hash breakfasts and Swiss cheese-topped burgers -- well worth the wait.

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9. 8oz Burger & Co. 1401 Broadway, Seattle, WA 98122 (Capitol Hill)

8oz Burger & Co. emphasizes local and sustainable ingredients more than the average burger chain -- the house-blended patties are made from grass-fed beef that’s sourced from cattle farms in Washington, Oregon, and Idaho, and the brioche buns are baked daily at a nearby bakery. That said, you can’t go wrong with the signature 8oz Burger, a fanciful combination of arugula, balsamic onions, bacon, cheddar, and truffle aioli. There’s also the option to build your own burger that, when tailored to your personal tastes, can be as sophisticated (aged gruyere, fig jam, prosciutto) or basic (white American cheese) as you like.

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10. Bateau 1060 E Union St, Seattle, WA 98122 (Capitol Hill)

A prim and proper French eatery in First Hill, Bateau is the airy, preppy answer to overtly dark and masculine steakhouses. You'd expect the vintage floral dishware to host small portions designed for tasting, but the delicate appearance of the interior does not translate to the food, and that's a good thing. After starters of paté and sweetbreads, prime beef is what's on the menu, in the form aioli-laden burgers and buttered-up steaks butchered in house.

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11. Great State Burger 3600 NE 45th St, Seattle, WA 98105

Great State Burger is a good ol' fashioned American burger joint in Laurelhurst (there’s a second downtown location, too). You'll find tasty burgers, rich milkshakes, crinkle-cut fries, and speedy service inside this minimal, contemporary space. They keep their burgers simple and offer them as singles and doubles -- all of them made with grass-fed, organically raised beef. House-made pickles are an optional add-on, while organic chocolate and vanilla shakes are a must.

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12. Uneeda Burger 4302 Fremont Ave N, Seattle, WA 98103 (Fremont)

This Fremont burger joint serves up everything from the fancy to the messy, and if a burger doesn’t suit your fancy (why are you even here?), Uneeda Burger also has a hefty selection of sandwiches, soups, and salads. Equipped with a patio out front, you can chow down and tan at the same time.

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13. Two Bells Bar & Grill 2313 4th Ave, Seattle, WA 98121 (Belltown)

This classic Belltown tavern with a little 50s flair doesn't boast much in terms of variety, but more than compensates in quality. In a black leather booth surrounded by checkerboard flooring and bar knick knacks, the slow-paced few that file in and out are helped with a number of craft pints and either a salad, sandwich, or burger, which -- with garlic-infused patties, tangy mustard, mayo, and melted cheese -- are some of the best in Seattle.

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14. Loretta's Northwesterner 8617 14th Ave S, Seattle, WA 98108

This hole in the wall doesn't look like much from the outside, but inside it's home to one of Seattle's favorite joints for the simple pleasures in life -- that is, burgers and beer. Loretta's is known for its Tavern Burger, which, much like the bar itself, is simple and unfussy (it consists of a patty, cheese, raw white onions, pickles, and a bun), but its house-made sauce and overall juiciness packs a huge punch.

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