6. Chocolate shake
Now we get to the 100% real ice cream, hand-dipped milk shakes. The shakes at Dick’s stand out because they don’t use any artificial junk to thicken them. It’s simply ice cream, milk, and flavoring blended together. Chocolate earns itself the lowest marks of the shakes because it wasn’t nearly chocolate-y enough, but it was still udder-ly delicious.
5. Vanilla shake
It's delicious, accessible, and you can get this shake if you’re feeling super basic... like Macklemore, Seattle’s own human vanilla shake!
4. Strawberry shake
We just really love strawberry things. And since this list is our arbitrary, subjective opinion, the strawberry shake ranks higher than the others.
Now here’s where the burgers start getting, well, special. Loaded with mayonnaise and pickle relish -- which is basically Dick’s version of a “secret sauce” --this is a serious burger we’re talking about. However, there’s no cheese on this one... which is fine, if you’re lactose intolerant (or woefully un-American).