Pike Place Market
This classic French bistro in Pike Place Market boasts serious views of Elliot Bay and a six course menu on the big day, more than any place else on our list. Start with an amuse bouche of salmon caviar, and move on to things like like squash bisque, roasted pheasant, and pumpkin flan, plus an optional wine pairing. There will also be live accordion music. Do with that what you will.
Cost: $85; Make a prepaid reservation online
A charming trattoria, complete with a tree growing in the middle of their sun-dappled dining room, Agrodolce is serving a family style prix-fixe meal featuring italian takes on Thanksgiving flavors including squash cavatelli, turkey breast involtini, caramelized brussels sprouts, and a pumpkin cannoli.
Cost: $75; reserve online
This riotously colored tiki bar doesn't do anything halfway, which is why you can expect a full on Thanksgiving meal with a slightly tropical twist -- Northwest turkey with rosemary gravy, mushroom stuffing, mashed potatoes, green beans, candied yams, a Hawaiian sweet roll, and pumpkin pie -- followed by something even more embarrassing than the political opinions your cousin Tevin insists on sharing every year: Karaoke.
Cost: $28; Walk-in only.