A graffiti-covered subterranean doughnut shop helmed by a former Red Velvet pastry chef, Zeke's is ready to serve you a lineup of 12 fried Heaven-circles while their boombox blasts out '80s rap, though presumably mostly just the Fat Boys. One of the six glazed treats, this dough boy is covered in Valrhona chocolate and touched up with a few caramelized cream pearls. Their version of a Red Velvet uses vanilla buttercream frosting. In a transparent attempt to make jelly jealous, this guy pairs peanut butter frosting with bacon. And to wash down the cop-snacks, they've got a variety of milks infused with cereals (literally just soaked 'n strained) like Corn Flakes, Cocoa Puffs, and Froot Loops, even though plenty of '80s rappers would warn you about the dangers of following your nose.