There are two things pretty much everyone knows when it comes donuts: 1) they're awesome to do in abandoned parking lots with Seth Rogen and Bill Hader before you crash into a pillar and set your car on fire, and 2) they're delicious! Especially when it comes to these five DC donuts, which're anything but Superbad.
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Exactly what it sounds like: donuts and fried chicken that are out of this world.
With more than 50 taps and mouth-watering starters like Salt Roasted Pear Flatbread and mains like Seared Beef Ranchero, there's plenty of reason to visit, and re-visit Birch & Barley.
This Union Station donuttery is known for a gargantuan favorite -- The Dinosaur -- a gut-busting, prehistoric caloric monster that weights nearly 3/4 of a pound and measures 8 inches across.
GBD, or "Golden Brown Delicious", is really a misnomer, as their food is actually way sweeter than even Betty White and Rue McClanahan combined. That's thanks to the crew from Birch & Barley, who're frying birds & doughnuts in this skinny Dupont spot split into three sections: counter-service in the front, bar in the middle, and pin-cushion booth seating (lit by fryer baskets!) in the back.