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Even if the thought of a Seth Rogen movie pains you after you saw ALL of him in The Interview, you want this pizza. It’s a take on traditional Hawaiian pizza, except it’s been fancified with what Mike Isabella calls "Taylor Spam," plus charred pineapple, scallions, and a sauce that can only be described as OMFG WHAT IS THAT. Don’t worry, for $17 a pie, it’s not really spam. When your Postmate peddles up with your order try not to yell "ALL ABOARD THE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS." Also, leave out that you’ve been cheering for him Tour de France-style ever since he picked up your order.