Passed down through crabbing families along the Chesapeake, local MD lore says that if Testudo the Terrapin emerges from his Maryland dormitory and sees his shadow, it's six more weeks until soft-shell season. Or we just made that up, and it's actually soft-shell season now, which is why we've put together a crawl of the best restaurants in the city to take down those pinching b*stards and hopefully spread our made-up legend to gullible tourists from Kansas. Stop #1: KAZ Sushi Bistro 1915 I St NW; 202.530.5500 The Japanese small plate hot spot does two soft-shells: one with Brussels sprouts and a carrot vinaigrette, and another that's tempura'd and topped with ponzu sauce. Also, seaweed. Also, dried bonito flakes. Als -- you know what? Just get this one.
Stop #2: Equinox
818 Connecticut Ave NW; 202.331.8118
Day or night, Todd Gray and company are sautéing up Eastern Shore soft-shells and adding English sweet pea puree, minted tomato butter, and Spotsylvania sunflower shoots, which totally don't sound made-up.
Stop #3: Woodward Table
1430 H St NW; 202.347.5353
Now, make your way over to the newest spot from the Vidalia & Bistro Bis crew, who're doing a special soft-shell BLT w/ Benton's bacon, Boston lettuce, tomato, and Old Bay aioli.
Stop #4: DC Coast
1401 K St NW; 202.216.5988
Now that you've definitely walked off those first three crabs, you'll want to get involved with Coast's Mini Tower of Crab, which just may require a tiny construction crew and miniature crane to help you pick apart the crisp soft-shell, jumbo lump crab cake, pickled okra & corn relish, and Tabasco lemon butter.
Stop #5: Occidental Grill & Seafood
1475 Pennsylvania Ave NW; 202.783.1475
Considering it's half grill and half seafood, the OC better do a soft-shell right, and, luckily, they do: sauteed jumbo soft-shell with haricots verts, shallots, and an Asian pear/grenadine coulis.
Stop #6: The Hamilton
600 14th St NW; 202.787.1000
Before your next show downstairs, grab a quick Spider Roll w/ soft-shell crab tempura, spicy Napa cabbage, and cucumber upstairs. Then look at yourself in the mirror and confidently assure your image that you can take down just one more crab.
Stop #7: Bibiana Osteria & Enoteca
1100 New York Ave NW; 202.216.9550
Your grand crab finale comes courtesy of the Italians, with a pair that's served in a tomato-shellfish puree and hit with a bit of Olio Santo olive oil.
1. Kaz Sushi Bistro1915 I St NW, Washington
2. Equinox818 Connecticut Ave NW, Washington
3. Woodward Table1430 H St NW, Washington
4. DC Coast1401 K St NW, Washington
5. Occidental Grill & Seafood1475 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington
6. The Hamilton600 14th St NW, Washington
7. Bibiana Osteria & Enoteca1100 New York Ave NW, Washington
This glam sushi spot is the move for any classy raw-fish date night.
Chef Todd Gray's legendary restaurant is still serving up haute new 'merican grub like artichoke bisque and fancy short ribs.
Inside the historic Woodward Building, Woodward Table boasts a 38 ft. bar and expansive dining room warmed by a hearth oven, pumping out artisan flatbreads and house made charcuterie. Adjacent to the restaurant is Woodward Take-Out, which offers a huge selection of homemade baked goods as well as signature sandwiches, soups, salads and desserts.
This haute-American spot specializes in local (East Coast, that is) and seasonal seafood.
Dine on fresh fishes amongst portraits of Washington's who's-who at this classy White House-adjacent seafoodery.
A new age Renaissance-style dining experience, The Hamilton is an interactive venue that fuses live music performances with your dinner hour. The extensive menu of contemporary American dishes is as eclectic as the performers who include everyone from pop star Ed Sheeran to several acts in the DC Jazz Festival. They also have an impressive list of boozy milkshakes.