Alexandria (Del Rey)
What you’re getting: The popper
Erase all memories of the oft-frozen bar snack and replace it with Holy Cow’s far more posh version: The Popper. An Angus beef patty comes with a smear of cream cheese, bacon, fried jalapeños, chipotle ketchup and garlic aioli. Celebrate being civilized, and also the fact that you get to contribute 25 cents to your charity of choice because you bought a burger at Holy Cow.
What you’re getting: Zombie Burger
This pile of food is a Project-X-level party on a plate. Two quarter-pounders hide under a pile of fries, homemade chili, onions, melted cheddar jack cheese, and bits of bacon. They claim it’s named after The Cranberries' 1994 hit, but let’s be honest -- this thing kills you and then brings you back to life. And, it costs less than $8. Pro tip: their website is a must-see, especially if you own 3D glasses.