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1. KokopelliWarmoesstraat 12, Amsterdam
2. Magic Mushroom GallerySpuistraat 249, Amsterdam
3. Tatanka SmartshopKorte Leidsedwarsstraat 151A, Amsterdam
4. Mediamatic FabriekVOC-kade 10-12, Amsterdam
5. Smart-ZoneSint Annenstraat 19, Amsterdam
6. InnerspaceSpuistraat 108, Amsterdam
7. AzariusKerkstraat 119, Amsterdam
8. Alien VisitorsZoutsteeg 13, Amsterdam
9. When Nature Calls508 Keizersgracht, Amsterdam
10. Chills & ThrillsNieuwedijk 17, Amsterdam
Opened in 1993, this was the first smartshop in Amsterdam, and although it started out selling vitamins and herbal energy drinks, you can now get much more potent substances to enjoy in the cushy lounge area.
MMG is a "souvenir shop" located in the Spui 'hood and it specializes in truffles (aka philosopher's stones), which are basically the same as mushrooms, but slightly watered down.
Just one of multiple locations, Tatanka features magic truffles and a host of other similar products, not to mention a knowledgable staff that will guide you to the right choice whether you're a newbie or a seasoned vet.
Located in the Eastern Docklands, Mediamatic gives you a little bit of everything, serving as a gallery, project space, aquaponics farm, AND a cafeteria. And if you're interested in growing your own mushrooms, stop by for one of their workshops held every few months.
Located in the Red Light District, this smartshop features a wide range of products from psilocybin items to herbal stimulants to aphrodisiacs and more.
This Dam Square smartshop is been open since 1995 and is well known for taking its products (energizers, herbs, seeds, all the usual smartshop suspects.) and talents on the road to outdoor music festivals.
Nestled in the Canal Belt, Azarius is a go-to for true spiritual warriors since, in addition to selling the usual suspects like most smartshops, it also sells ayahuasca mixes, which are blends of psychotropic herbs, used in South American vision quests. And if you're worried about your potential vision quest, Azarius is also an info center for the curious.
This tiny nightclub of a shop -- located in Dam Square -- might be located in a hidden alleyway sports a number of different products like party clothes, blacklight gear, inside intel on the clubbing scene (!), and herbal party favors.
This Canal Belt smartshop is full of sleek gadgets from vaporizers to tools to test the safety of "party favors", all while making the whole smartshop business look downright classy -- right down to the crystal chandelier.