Speaking for the people of Amsterdam, we have some things we’d like to get off our collective chest. We love our tourists most of the time, and we know how important you are to the vibrancy and economic growth of the city... but sometimes it's like there's a big neon sign above the skyline saying "assholes welcome". These are the people who answer that call:
1. The idiot asking for hard drugs in a coffee shop
You are the reason drug laws get changed.
2. The Goldmember over-quoter
Shmoke and a shut the hell up?
3. The guy who clearly wants to get robbed
It’s the only way to explain the fact they’re stoned, lost, and stumbling down a back alley they think is near their hotel. Anyway, aren’t you supposed to be like, hyper-paranoid by now?