You thought it'd be fun living this close to the park, but you never counted on all the people using the park to have fun with ladies... or "ladies"... of the night. If that shrub's a-rockin’, definitely don’t go a-knockin’.
Hey, did you know one of the nation's best zoos is in your neighborhood? Well all of the children in all of the yellow school busses, and all of the tourists, and all of the other 2,000,000 visitors that make it almost impossible to drive to your house sure did!
Do you have a net worth of $1,353,189, or drive a white Land Rover, have a country club membership, or a graduate degree from an SEC school (not Florida!)? No? Then you probably don't actually live in the South's second richest 'hood. But you can still do what we do and hit up all the sweet places to eat and drink they have there.
What do a diverse mix of dingy bars, a smattering of affordable shops and restaurants, and one of the city's best farmer's markets ad up to? Yup, more hipsters than you can shake a vintage, handmade stick at. Just not quite enough to displace all the crime along that dimly lit stretch of Flat Shoals where you parked your car.