Eating, drinking, and gambling for a good cause

This just in: $75 guarantees you $5000!!!!... in "casino cash", which is a smooth way of saying "just shut up and enjoy yourself, because the money you'd surely have lost anyway on poker, blackjack, craps, and roulette will benefit the Atlanta Symphony Orchestra's education and community programs, plus you get an open bar and tapas like lobster/ roasted corn dip".