The World's Greatest Most Fantastic Super Duper Anti-Hotel New Year's Eve Gala Extravaganza in the Universe

Need a NYE option that doesn't include peaches dropping (although The Players Club was great; what up Lisa Raye!)? Hit TWGMFSDAHNYEGEU (whew!), at which you'll get 14 open bars w/ premium booze, gourmet grub, a Pee Wee Herman photo booth (with Chairy and PWH's bike), cabaret dancers, DJ Madflip, live jazz on the first floor, and a hip-hop/R&B band on the second who'll apparently play some Boyz II Men, seeing as it's fine if the water runs dry, as long as the 14 open bars with premium booze don't.