If you're one of the many people who wish everyone would stop making jokes about the incident involving a certain R&B singer named Robert Kelly and peeing, then… urine luck! We're all about to get back to loving R. Kelly for a totally different video: Trapped In The Closet, which'll be screened Rocky Horror-style as a massive, interactive sing-along party inside a movie theater.
To celebrate the IFC.com release of some much-needed new chapters, you'll belt out melodic sounds as The R's character Sylvester goes through parts 1-22 of the soap-operatic series, and captions are tossed up on the screen for people who don't know all of Twan's awesome lines. There'll also be props distributed to the crowd, such as fake Berettas that'll come in handy for when Kelly's literally in the closet with his gun drawn waiting for the lady's husband to find him (and a million other times) and spatulas (the preferred weapon of Rosey The Nosey Neighbor), and to mark the climactic item from Chapter 4, they'll dispense rubbers that you can throw into the sky. Oh my god, some rubbers. Rubbers.
They'll also be playing subtitled versions of a few of Kellz's greatest hits, including "Bump ‘N Grind", "Step In the Name of Love", "Sex Me", and yes, the "Ignition Remix", which'll have you wanting to sip on Coke & rum, then hopefully just go to the men's room afterwards.