3. The jukebox is for dancers only
These women know what inspires them, so keep your Jock Jams to yourself. Whether it’s Willie, Foghat, or Luda, leave the music in their very capable, uh, hands.
4. PBRs are only $2.75
The Clermont’s house brew is stacked deep in well-iced coolers, and you don’t need to feel self-conscious about drinking it. The Clermont’s been serving Pabst since before it was cool, and will be doing so well after.
5. You do NOT tip with change
Yes, when these women were young, a quarter was worth more than it is today, but it don’t pay the bills. Throw change, and you’ll be thrown out.
6. There’s no cover until 8pm
Save your cash for a late-night burger and slide in before they start charging. You’ll be able to grab a sweet seat at the bar and have plenty of time to learn the backstory behind each girl’s tattoos.