6. Talk smack about SweetWater, while drinking SweetWater
If Terrapin’s really that much better, why didn’t you buy one?
7. Drive to Athens at midnight
Forget “why” -- it’s Athens!
8. Eat at the Greenbriar Mall Chick-fil-A
It’s the site of the world’s first Chick-fil-A, and the only reason to visit Greenbriar in 2015... or ever again.
9. Have successful buds who barely graduated from Woodward, Westminster, Paideia, or Pace
Inheritance > intelligence.
10. Spend Whole Foods money at Dekalb Farmers Market
Wait, $200? For kale?!? Daphuq?