1. Get hired/fired from Coke, Turner, or Home Depot
Kasim will give you a key to the city for getting both at all three.
2. Wear another team’s jersey at a Hawks game
This season notwithstanding. Maybe.
3. Almost get into a public fistfight arguing over Fox Bros. vs. Fat Matt’s barbecue
It’s crips vs. bloods serious.
4. Find landmarks mentioned by Outkast and Goodie Mob without Google Maps
Or at least stop repeating the lyrics like you know where they are.
5. “Survive” an apocalyptic winter “storm”
In ATL it’s totally understandable if more than an inch of snow kills you.