13. Never take your date to a weekend “day party”
Every year super-dapper single dudes suit up in seersuckers and hit the town’s breeziest rooftop bars to slurp down Moscow Mules and Greyhounds in the company of similarly saucy women, cliqued up and fancy in fly summer dresses and getting steadily geeked up on strong, spritzy, and fruity drinks. All of them want your man or your woman. All of them.
14. You’ve gotta be ready to hit the ground running when the weather breaks
Springtime in ATL is like Hammertime was in 1990, except the only people saying “Can’t Touch This,” are married (well, maybe), so you might want to try getting in shape by tax time. If you’re not sexy by then, you'll have to do something from another MC Hammer song, "Pray," if you want to get any action.