One of the most exciting things about Atlantic City is that if Steve Buscemi can be a total badass and get laid all the time here, then there's definitely a chance for you, provided you bring your girl to a nice restaurant and take her back to one of AC's seven most luxurious high roller suites, where you can take in panoramic views, bathe in the middle of your bedroom, and maybe even get Nucky... err, lucky.
Trump Taj Mahal Alexander the Great Suite The Taj's palace-like Alexander the Great Suite is 3,500sqft full of everything a king needs: a stone-floored entry way, fancied-up furnishings, a Jacuzzi, and hopefully a really sexually aggressive Rosario Dawson.
Revel Sky Suites It's hard not to... sorry'boutthis!... revel in the modernist luxury on offer in the Boardwalk's newest and most Vegas-y casino's two mega Sky Suites: both 2,530sqft penthouses boast a foyer, two king bedrooms, walk-in closets, a living room, and dining room with bar, plus a media room, two private therapy rooms, steam shower, two oversized bathrooms, and a powder room.
Caesars Palace Atlantic City Caesar Suite If you're visiting Caesars Palace, it only makes sense you should stay in the dude’s room, too, so this sucker comes complete with a bust of the emperor that totally sets off this apartment-like suite, and will hopefully help the fact that it was you who just got killed down at the tables.
Harrah's Resort Hotel & Casino Red Door Spa Suite The exclusive Red Door Spa Suite has dark hardwood floors, a supposedly zen-like red and white interior, and its own entrance for a private masseuse from the hotel's actual Red Door Spa to do things like give you a "gentlemen's manicure" or a "back facial".
Golden Nugget Spa Tower Corner Suite Just like panning for what the hotel's named after, gambling all day can be exhausting, which is why this sweet... um, suite boasts a marble bath right next to your king-size pillow-top bed, a living area, dining rooms, some plasmas, and his/her marble baths.
Showboat Atlantic City Hotel & Casino Showboat Super Suite Their super-secret Showboat Super Suite is an all white affair that's supposed to make it feel like you are sleeping in heaven, but if they offer you that sucker, the pro move is to tell 'em to go to hell, and book the House of Blues Studio Suite that comes with its own keycard entry system and a premium, stocked cash bar, plus a rockstar-style, king-size bed in an upstairs loft.
Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa Residence on 36 Designed to look like what half the people in AC are trying to get away from -- a New York loft -- the two-bedroom Residence on 36 is a 4,500sqft duplex on guess-which-floor that offers a pool table, fireplace, and a personal entertainment center, which FYI, is also what Nucky calls the bedroom.