One of the most exciting things about Atlantic City is that if Steve Buscemi can be a total badass and get laid all the time here, then there's definitely a chance for you, provided you bring your girl to a nice restaurant and take her back to one of AC's seven most luxurious high roller suites, where you can take in panoramic views, bathe in the middle of your bedroom, and maybe even get Nucky... err, lucky.
Trump Taj Mahal
Alexander the Great Suite
The Taj's palace-like Alexander the Great Suite is 3,500sqft full of everything a king needs: a stone-floored entry way, fancied-up furnishings, a Jacuzzi, and hopefully a really sexually aggressive Rosario Dawson.
It's hard not to... sorry'boutthis!... revel in the modernist luxury on offer in the Boardwalk's newest and most Vegas-y casino's two mega Sky Suites: both 2,530sqft penthouses boast a foyer, two king bedrooms, walk-in closets, a living room, and dining room with bar, plus a media room, two private therapy rooms, steam shower, two oversized bathrooms, and a powder room.
Caesars Palace Atlantic City
If you're visiting Caesars Palace, it only makes sense you should stay in the dude’s room, too, so this sucker comes complete with a bust of the emperor that totally sets off this apartment-like suite, and will hopefully help the fact that it was you who just got killed down at the tables.
Harrah's Resort Hotel & Casino
Red Door Spa Suite
The exclusive Red Door Spa Suite has dark hardwood floors, a supposedly zen-like red and white interior, and its own entrance for a private masseuse from the hotel's actual Red Door Spa to do things like give you a "gentlemen's manicure" or a "back facial".
Spa Tower Corner Suite
Just like panning for what the hotel's named after, gambling all day can be exhausting, which is why this sweet... um, suite boasts a marble bath right next to your king-size pillow-top bed, a living area, dining rooms, some plasmas, and his/her marble baths.
Showboat Atlantic City Hotel & Casino
Showboat Super Suite
Their super-secret Showboat Super Suite is an all white affair that's supposed to make it feel like you are sleeping in heaven, but if they offer you that sucker, the pro move is to tell 'em to go to hell, and book the House of Blues Studio Suite that comes with its own keycard entry system and a premium, stocked cash bar, plus a rockstar-style, king-size bed in an upstairs loft.
Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa
Residence on 36
Designed to look like what half the people in AC are trying to get away from -- a New York loft -- the two-bedroom Residence on 36 is a 4,500sqft duplex on guess-which-floor that offers a pool table, fireplace, and a personal entertainment center, which FYI, is also what Nucky calls the bedroom.
1. Trump Taj Mahal Casino Resort1000 Boardwalk, Atlantic City
2. Revel500 Boardwalk, Atlantic City
3. Caesars Atlantic City Hotel & Casino2100 Pacific Ave, Atlantic City
4. Harrah's Resort Hotel & Casino777 Harrah's Blvd, Atlantic City
5. Golden NuggetHuron & Brigantine Blvd, Atlantic City
6. Showboat Hotel & Casino801 Boardwalk, Atlantic City
7. Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa1 Borgata Way, Atlantic City
Donald Trump's digs in AC boast some of the city's craziest high-roller suites, like the Alexander the Great suite, which's 3,500sqft with an entry way, bedroom, and jacuzzi/bath. Book your stay for next-level luxury, or stop in and play the slots.
Buckle-up, this aptly named beachfront resort houses two ridiculous entertainment venues, a full-floor casino, a nightclub entirely devoted to the art of the burlesque striptease, and thirteen different places to chow down, proper or pauper style, depending on the dice.
Caesars Atlantic City has it all: spectacular hotel rooms, a variety of casual and fine dining options, a relaxing spa, the pier shops, bars, a nightclub, and an indoor pool. Don't let these amenities distract you from the real reason you came to AC though. Try your luck at slot machines, poker, table games, and race book. If that doesn't work out, then you can head back to the spa.
With its marina setting, a casino packed with 3,800 slot machines and over 40 poker tables, and famous Pool After Dark, Harrah's is the ultimate adult playground. Did we mention there are bikini clad go-go dancers at said pool? Yeah... you're welcome.
With a 75,000sqft casino, 728 guest rooms, a nightclub, a 462-seat theater, and a beer-filled outdoor paradise called The Deck, you can experience the wonders of Atlantic City without ever leaving The Golden Nugget.
Showboat is one of Atlantic City's premier hotels and casinos, offering crazy-luxurious accomondations, like their House of Blues Studio Suite, where rock stars party with their own keycard entry system that allows access to a premium stocked cash bar, with a loft king-sized bedroom.
The Italian-chic, 2000-room Borgata is home to a 161000sqft casino, two event venues, four nightlife concepts, a spa, and an Iron-Chef heavy lineup of restaurants, including Bobby Flay and Wolfgang Puck. Skip the Boardwalk and just live here for a month.