7. Go to a party, look around, feel old. Because you are 28.
8. Exchange cash for goods with a stranger in a Starbucks parking lot... for tickets purchased from Craigslist. What did you think we meant?
9. Play "Austin Tour Guide" for a friend from back home. "This is where college dudes in boat shoes party... this is where healthy people jog... this is where band dudes eat burgers... that's the Austin Motel, the sign looks like a giant penis..."
10. Listen to The Morning X with Jason and Deb. Develop a weird crush on Deb. That woman can make even a laser hair removal testimonial sound sexy. Then awkwardly run into John Aielli at a coffee shop.