The City Witch
She dons a black floppy hat, lace stockings, purple lipstick, milky-white skin, and is wearing a truckload of jewelry so mystical it may actually conjure lightning storms and pegasus. Also, you may have just fallen in love.
The "Secret Show" Rumor Spreader
Remember last year's "Daft Punk is playing at the Capital" claim? Blame this person.
The Dirty 6th Hoodrat Crew
They have no clue what “ess-ex-ess-double-yoo” is, they just came out so all could ogle them in their spandex dresses, plastic stilettos, and cloud of cotton-candy scented perfume.
When you're in a 700 person-long line waiting to get into a venue, he takes it upon himself to run to the front to see if they are letting people in yet. He then loudly updates everyone on any progress/ lack of progress. He's also deep with weather forecast info.
The Show Talkers
These people are the scourge of the earth. The ones who not only talk, but talk through the entire show, loudly, about stupid stuff. The only way to deal with these people without resorting to violence is to either excessively cough on them or join the conversation.
The Local Promoter
He's got a handful of glossy flyers and a stack of VIP passes around his neck for events that happened years ago. This false sense of importance is his life blood.
The Free Food Enthusiast
This guy makes three to four trips a day to the Taco Bell Hype Hotel to load up on Doritos Locos Tacos and booze. He wishes he could stop, BUT IT'S FREEEEEEEEE!